I’ve noticed that I receive many messages in my spam box, so I’m adding another way for you to contact me, in private.
My email address is email@example.com. No, I will not respond to emails from people trying to sell me something. Don’t send me a link to something I have to fill out. I’m not buying anything, so don’t ask. It will piss me off.
Send me a few lines @ firstname.lastname@example.org
In the subject line, be sure to include something that will make you stand out, like soapbox or parodies, or ‘your blog’.